Correct Correction: Chopped's Drew Magary

Dress jorts or GTFO.

Correction: GQ’s Drew Magary.

The gif that keeps on giving

Then I look forward to the clearly defined junk on the men's suits.

I can say definitively that you are. It was actually a ruse concocted by your parents and an animation company in Korea. It was to keep you from finding out you were adopted....

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Tallyhawk!! SCREEEEEEE!

Reminds me of SilverHawks...hopefully I’m not the only one that remembers that one from the 80's

Women want armor that both lifts and separates.

I wish I knew.

Iron Men (and Women) made out of bowling balls

I understand the male dress code, nobody wanna fuck around and get dunked on in a Mosque.

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

Virtue signaling

I thought all Wonder Bread was left-over from the 1970s?

Or Chicken Cordon Bleu but without the chicken, ham and cheese and with bread fried in bacon fat served with bacon.

At about 5:40 of the video he uses the most Canadian unit of time: “... about three-quarters of a beer...”

That’s French Toast without the egg coating, or beans on toast with bacon instead of beans.

This really doesn’t make me want to eat Wonder Bread.