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I initially read that as a string of attributes, so:

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

What is the “Lord GUATEMALAN”? I am imagining a Q’uq’umatz-like feathered serpant.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

Of the 18 articles on the front page of LH right now, 1 is about Pokemon.

Don’t click on articles with the words “Pokemon” in it. That will utilize the little control you have over what other people enjoy.

{sigh} in my day, if a bunch of unsupervised 10-year-olds were hanging out in an alley or abandoned lot, they were there for a real reason - like huffing paint or shooting fireworks at each other.

But I already have a foolproof recipe for pasta, and it is this:

Smoke another one, hippy.

Every Pokemon is special in their own way but you only see them as tools of war. If you cannot treat your pokemon with love and respect you’ll never be a pokemon master.

I got screwed out of an Arbok on my run today from it freezing. This game could be the best thing ever if they fixed the server problem and added the ability to battle friends and strangers nearby. It’s mindlessly addicting for no obvious reason. If I see there is one nearby that I haven’t caught yet, I MUST HAVE IT.

Although delicious, but I don’t think vegies drenched in oil and basil pesto which is also almost all olive oil is less cloging than meat.

What happened in those few seconds: he calculated the odds that one more season led to government intervention versus how much money he would make and the probability of winning another championship.

I know he slipped a bit last season but I get the feeling everybody just told him “This is getting weird. If you don’t retire now the government is going to dissect you until the find whatever anti aging gene you have” and Tim just sat still for a few seconds before saying “Fine,” and started drawing up the paperwork.

Lifestyle creep is a huge problem. If you get a raise or a bonus, yes, you should treat yourself, but you should also use it to improve your financial standing, either by paying off debt or investing.

In the few references I have seen, bimodal sleeping was called, “first sleep”, and, “second sleep”. There were even prayers for Christians to use in the break between sleeping, probably to keep them from having sex...

I tried this, my SO told me to, “get off the couch and go to bed you lazy bastard.” I have not figured out why the couch is easier to fall asleep on than my bed.