A half-assed joke in a kids movie is a little different than ignoring that Joe Jackson was conscious after 1920 is kind of a major plot flaw in the Most Serious Baseball Movie ever.

Among the many things wrong with Field of Dreams, the MLB started playing night games in 1935. Briggs/Tigers Stadium was the last non-Wrigley ballpark to add lights and the did it in 1948. Joe Jackson died in 1951.

Your actual argument is that it is invalid to have sexual anatomy affect one’s sexual attraction. You aren’t as deep as you think you are. 

I can say as an overweight person that not being sexually attracted to overweight people is perfectly valid. Individuals are allowed to be attracted to whomever they wish for whatever reasons that fuel their attractions. Individual sexual attraction is not a social justice issue.

I agree. It’s a remarkably stupid question. My only point is that when it is asked, it is remarkably easy to answer this stupid question in a way that respects an individual’s right to be attracted to whomever they are attracted to and stand up for the principle that all people deserve human rights.

if you go out of your way to categorically state that you cannot find trans women to be attractive, based on an erroneous assumption that all trans women have penises, then it makes sense that some people are gonna look at you askew.

This whole “but she has a penis so is she really a she?” thing is so dumb.

People being outraged on behalf of Kardashian here are like the bigots in the 1970s who would write to Carrol O’Connor about how much they liked Archie Bunker. These aren’t real people. They’re characters on a tv show.  

86ing Splinter for business reasons is fine. That is to say, things like this happen, but it used to be that when the Gawker/Gizmodo/WhateverItsCalledNow folks would write about it when they made a move like this. The lack of acknowledgement that Splinter is no more is troubling to me as a customer. Somehow I don’t…

The XFL literally tried that.

According to the Trumpettes, he’s always been a perfect gentlemen and never tried anything fresh with them.

The staunchest Trump supporter in my family is rabidly pro-life and her support for Trump is rooted in the belief that he will outlaw abortion. According to my mother, said relative had at least 2, probably 3, abortions in her 20s. But that was different because she’s Jesus-y now.

He’s also an open homo sapien and practiced thespianism in college. 

Really? I thought I gave the game away by beginning: “As a smart and serious opinion-haver...”

Trump Ice

As a smart and serious opinion-haver, I know to take Trump seriously but not literally. Has he literally destroyed Turkey’s economy in the past? No. However, he has destroyed Atlantic City’s economy so we should take his threat seriously.

The entire library collection will be a giant painting of Trump, some old People Magazines, and a gold toilet. 

So what President Warren will need to do when she moves into the White House is have the staff wash all the towels on an extended cycle with hot water and vinegar. Then run them through a second cycle with regular detergent and borax. Probably just shove an entire box of dryer sheets into the dryer as well to…

Probably because Trump still doesn’t understand the Department of Energy isn’t involved in fossil fuel policy. In fairness that’s true of about half the Republican Party but then again Sarah Palin wantin’ to unlock all our good ‘Merican energy you betcha and the like aren’t actually the president.

I mean all Susan Collins wants is a taped phone call of Donald Trump saying: “Hello, good sir. Let’s now commence our High Crimes and Misdemeanors.” Also if a credible eye witness could corroborate what was said on the tape and that Trump was the one saying it.