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Except for The Cutman episode. Or I should say except for part of the The Cutman episode about The Cutman was fantastic. The whole b-plot about how the one’s guy dad was Boon from Animal House and he didn’t show affection was undistilled Aaron Sorkin daddy-issue nonsense.

The infamous first episode rant about how America isn’t great anymore is basically a Donald Trump rally speech if Donald Trump listened to NPR.

One reason I have no patience for vaping, vapers, or the libertarian arguments about it is this conceit about “vape culture” or “vape community” or (in this case) “vapelyfe.” Get fucked, vapers.

White privilege” is a funny way of spelling Joe Lieberman and the Blue Dog Coalition.

Perfect.

They’ll be welcomed as liberators. 

I can’t help but feel this would have played out completely different id Labour was a full-throated Remain party. Unfortunately, there’s little daylight between Jeremy Corbyn and Nigel Farage on Europe.

Roy Cohn confirms. 

Abusing prescription opioids counts as drug use, right?

By “swamp” they don’t mean corrupt, self-serving politicians. They mean blacks and Jews.

If I’m honest with myself, I know most of my die-hard Trump relatives were always racist and weird, even if more subtle about it, but I never imagined they’d be this stupid. How can anyone think it’s a good ideal to put Trump in charge of anything more consequential than buying rolls for Thanksgiving dinner?

Also, the rebranded Nazis basically have there’alls boy in the White House.

I wish I could live in a fever dream where democracy is “broken” because a major party was likely to nominate a candidate with governing experience and a worldview similar to mine, thus preventing me from running a failed campaign for president. 

The dark psychic forces that have captured our failed establishment believe the hurricane is an enemy to be vanquished without considering the hurricane’s needs. Until we can empathize with massive weather events and better understand their anxieties and frustrations, we will never find a construction solution that

This is an incredibly underrated comment. 

Eh. There was a segment of the Williamson moment that was very “totally joking” in the way I was totally joking when I asked my college girlfriend if she’d be into a threesome. 

I have. Show me where they provide evidence that Annie Lee Moss, et al were Soviet agents. I’ll wait...

The problem with McCarthyism wasn’t that it was mean to Americans doing the Soviet’s bidding. It was McCarthy and his cronies made false accusations against a bunch of not-at-all extraordinary people like Annie Lee Moss, Fred Fisher, and Milo Radulovich based on absolutely zero evidence to merit suspicion.

I’d like to talk to you... both... about a good opportunity for you and your loved ones. We all have dreams. I know I do! I’d like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.

I mean we can mock Trump all we want but it doesn’t change the fact that a lone knifeman walked into a London shopping center on August 3 and stabbed 22 people to death, while injuring another 24.

Nor does it change the fact that just 13 hours later another lone knifeman walked into a nightclub and stabbed 10 people