We had, I think everyone will agree, we had a wonderful tour of Auschwitz. Just tremendous people and they treated me very wonderfully. A lot of history here. A lot. Most people probably don’t know how much history is here so it’s good we came to highlight it. I knew it, but most people I don’t think know there is a…

Oh, Manti Te’o! Not again!

Not in the least.

She’s not wrong though.

I literally know nothing about lions but, if your description of lion society is correct, then this is the great description of Trump and his fan boys ever.

#ShesRunning

I’m normally in favor of removing Confederate monuments but that ass-ugly thing should remain up forever as a shining example of the stupidity and inferiority of white supremacism. 

That’s what it says in my Bible, anyway.

Donald, you really need to be listening to the other nice people at the G7 instead of commenting on sports blogs. 

If you’re Verlander, you need to have one guy on your team who can tell you that your shit stinks. I don’t know why this particular incident set him off. People are weird. But it’s clear there’s no one around him to tell him no some times. 

The Clippers? That’s the best I’ve got.

My wife has so many pairs of yoga pants, I don’t think she ever wears a pair twice. I’ve had coworkers get suckered into MLMs to sell them. Every half-assed celebrity seems to have her own brand. At some point the world will decided we’re good on stretchy workout pants. Can that moment be right now?

I mean, you’re not wrong but maybe dial back the anger before you stroke out.

Canadian football is a better game played by inferior* athletes.

Clearly, he’s the biggest asshole in his slow-pitch softball league.

I still think Rob was perfectly fine with that question/quip. Marinelli was a dog shit head coach with a losing team. He had no business making a nepotism hire and deserved to be called out for it.

The tragedy of so many vanity presidential candidates with no chance of winning or no policy agenda to advance (John Delaney, Michael Bennett, Marianne Williamson, etc.) is that someone like Inslee was denied the oxygen to elevate the discussion about climate change.

Relax, kid. You dad named you Eric because he loves you. Really. 

My So-Called President is a terrible reboot.

I’m kind of with Larry Bird on this one. The mural makes him look like he’s serving life and affiliated with the Aryan Nations. I would be annoyed by that as well.