The good Lord willing, things will work out. 

I feel great shame now.

Isn’t the solution to adjust the rules of the game? Banning the shift seems like an easy start: No more than 4 defensive players can be behind the pitchers mound and on the same side of the field or something like that.

Cool story, bro. 

Donald Trump is such a cuck. 

His name is Whett Thudd. Modern scouts, with their algorithms and advanced metrics, will tell you he’s too small and too slow to make an NFL roster. But what those bean-counters can’t see on their spreadsheets, what old-school football men know in their hearts, is that this former Appalachian State standout linebacker…

Is it wrong if I nakedly walk behind a gym locker room Facetime and do an Elvis hip-shake so my dong twirls around? I feel like by engaging in a Facetime with someone in a place where people are naked have implicitly consented to seeing dong dances. I’ll take your answer off the air.

AB is basically every Harley chud who claims its safer to ride a motorcycle without a helmet because it forces they have to be more careful.

Otherwise known as “The 12 Additional Words.”

Hey, if pedantic legalism is the hill you want to die on here...God bless. 

The thing about Iowa is they never send their very best people. Steve King is a monster. But it’s not just Steve King. It’s not. It’s not, ok. There are many many, so many other very bad people from Iowa.

Shut it down because this comment will never be topped. Joe D’s 56-game hitting streak? Wilt Chamberlin’s 100-point game? No, this is Hoss Radbourn’s 60-win season of Kinja comments.

We remember Fredo most because John Cazale was the greatest actor in Hollywood history (fight me) giving his greatest performance. But all the Corelone kids were losers. That was the primary theme of The Godfather.

Half-Sicilian and half-some mixture of other whiteness, not only is Fredo literally not an ethnic slur but there is no ethnic slur against Italian-Americans that could be even 1% of the awfulness of the n-word. When was the last time we’ve faced anything resembling systemic discrimination as Italian-Americans? The…

So I have a side business in which I am my only employee and I don’t imagine ever expanding it beyond that. However, if I did attempt to grow it into a full-time operation with a staff of 10 or more (or whatever the union-eligible threshold is) I kind of think I’d want my employees to form a union. Not for any…

Andy Messersmith knew how to union the right way.

I’m surprised Babe Ruth isn’t in this conversation. He’s basically the personification of baseball and sports celebrity in North America and his barnstorming tours in Asia made him a big deal internationally before global celebrity was actually a thing. There’s even a candy bar still that’s kind of named after him. Go…

As a mediocre golfer who also gets way too upset when I hit a bad shot—usually because I top it like the worthless sack of shit I am—I can honestly say that golfing with a jam band soundtrack sounds awful.

I feel like it would be more newsworthy to report on any opera stars who weren’t lecherous pervs.

If I’m reading the timeline correctly, this incident is alleged to have happened months or years after they worked together. Unclutch the pearls and apply a reasonable person standard, this isn’t Harvey Weinstein’s casting couch.