Man here. Straight white one at that.

Sonny was a hot head who walked right into an obvious trap. So, basically Chris totally pulled a Sonny here.

As the great-grandson of Sicilian immigrants, I would ask you not to apologize for stating there is no equivalency between the N-word and “Fredo.” It is an objectively bullshit claim. There is zero historical weight or connotation to calling a lesser brother/son Fredo. The Godfather is so ingrained in American…

So, for those keeping score at home, if you’re parents are shitty (first comment) or if you benefit financially from your abuser (second comment), the abuse is totally cool in Stephon’s eyes?

So if other people were shitty to victims, it’s totally cool to excuse abusers.

Visualize angels pouring healing waters over municipal budgets decimated by stadium subsidies.

It seems odd that the award is still named for Michael Jackson but I guess we are still not yet at a point where we always #BelieveTheVictims.

Even dumber is that 20 years ago, the Arab and Muslim communities were (at least in metro Detroit) emerging as a small but potent part of the GOP coalition. They are, after all, a relatively religious community that has found success as small business people and as community professionals (lawyers, realtors, etc.).…

I don’t have enough stars for how spot-on this post is. 

Ok, but it doesn’t.

A conspiracy theory presupposes Epstein’s brain contained information that could not be corroborated in any other way. That’s absurd on its face since we know Epstein was enabled by co-conspirators, most notably Ghislaine Maxwell, who are still walking around.

Mar-a-lago. Trump would throw out the first pitch and that level of physical activity might be the end of him. At the very least, he would probably crap his pants. Either way, I’m happy.

Let’s not get crazy here. 

These liberal Democrat shooting victims were very, very rude to me. Tremendously rude. I came all the way to Toledo to visit them and they wouldn’t even let me in their hospital rooms, which were very shabby by the way. Sorry, but it’s true. These rooms were terrible. Just these little white boxes with twin beds that,…

Is this usually how it goes down on those reality shows about the wives of people who do interesting things professionally?

Ok, fine. Let’s do nothing. Creating better and more responsive institutional systems is just a waste of time until humanity is perfected. Cool story, bro.

One imagines a new governing body would replace it with new by-laws, new directors, new sponsors, etc. 

It literally doesn’t matter because there is no evidence that he committed his crime to advance a political agenda nor is there any evidence the Elizabeth Warren or whoever is enflaming violent tendencies of unhinged people who may share her political worldview.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This idiot’s…

People keep assuming the youngs (the oldest millennials are nearly 40, can we drop that term already?) don’t go to places like Hooters because the kids today are “are painfully aware of how exploitative” they are. Can I offer another, simpler explanation: When you came of age in the era of PornHub, a girl in shorts…

True story: I once went to Hooters by myself for lunch because I like wings and was nostalgic for their 3 Mile Island sauce as I remembered it from college. Turns out, the sauce wasn’t as good as I remembered and I should have going to BWWs, but that’s not the point of my story.