Also, the rebranded Nazis basically have there’alls boy in the White House.

I wish I could live in a fever dream where democracy is “broken” because a major party was likely to nominate a candidate with governing experience and a worldview similar to mine, thus preventing me from running a failed campaign for president. 

The dark psychic forces that have captured our failed establishment believe the hurricane is an enemy to be vanquished without considering the hurricane’s needs. Until we can empathize with massive weather events and better understand their anxieties and frustrations, we will never find a construction solution that…

This is an incredibly underrated comment. 

Eh. There was a segment of the Williamson moment that was very “totally joking” in the way I was totally joking when I asked my college girlfriend if she’d be into a threesome. 

I have. Show me where they provide evidence that Annie Lee Moss, et al were Soviet agents. I’ll wait...

The problem with McCarthyism wasn’t that it was mean to Americans doing the Soviet’s bidding. It was McCarthy and his cronies made false accusations against a bunch of not-at-all extraordinary people like Annie Lee Moss, Fred Fisher, and Milo Radulovich based on absolutely zero evidence to merit suspicion.

I’d like to talk to you... both... about a good opportunity for you and your loved ones. We all have dreams. I know I do! I’d like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.

I mean we can mock Trump all we want but it doesn’t change the fact that a lone knifeman walked into a London shopping center on August 3 and stabbed 22 people to death, while injuring another 24.

Nor does it change the fact that just 13 hours later another lone knifeman walked into a nightclub and stabbed 10 people…

We had, I think everyone will agree, we had a wonderful tour of Auschwitz. Just tremendous people and they treated me very wonderfully. A lot of history here. A lot. Most people probably don’t know how much history is here so it’s good we came to highlight it. I knew it, but most people I don’t think know there is a…

Oh, Manti Te’o! Not again!

Not in the least.

She’s not wrong though.

I literally know nothing about lions but, if your description of lion society is correct, then this is the great description of Trump and his fan boys ever.

#ShesRunning

I’m normally in favor of removing Confederate monuments but that ass-ugly thing should remain up forever as a shining example of the stupidity and inferiority of white supremacism. 

That’s what it says in my Bible, anyway.

Donald, you really need to be listening to the other nice people at the G7 instead of commenting on sports blogs. 

If you’re Verlander, you need to have one guy on your team who can tell you that your shit stinks. I don’t know why this particular incident set him off. People are weird. But it’s clear there’s no one around him to tell him no some times. 

The Clippers? That’s the best I’ve got.