Dad here. When my daughter was born, I took one week off. From my vacation bank. It was not enough time and it put extra burden on my wife, who wasn’t just caring for a new born but recovering from an intense medical procedure, child birth.

I would have liked to take more time but we needed one of us to continue…

Needs moar tits.

On behalf of myself and my family, I would like to apologize to any volcano that may have been offended by my thoughtless remarks. I have known and worked with many volcanoes and have nothing but respect for them and their traditions. I count many volcanoes among my friends. I deeply regard how my comments may have…

Not giving the owner/investor 100% of the profits to begin with is where socialism starts.

Nope. Just nope. Life is too short to sort through all that bullshit.

You know some executive grooved the “research” to justify this branding by asking a focus group if they’d like a “Code Red” warning when there is severe or if they’d prefer no “Code Red” warning.

Broadcasting consultants are disgusting creatures. I’m not saying they should be rounded up and tossed into volcanoes but I’m not not saying that either.

This is why I never coached in the CFL. - Steve Spurrier

Yes, that is obviously how it happened. 

Remember the episode of The Office when they have a booth at the high school job fair and Michael makes Pam bring a single sheet of white paper? That’s our president, a malevolent Michael Scott.

I have a relative, a Republican but not really that political. He’s a small town tradesman whose life is about as insulated from the impact of national politics as you can be. He voted for Trump but isn’t an enthusiastic MAGAchud. Just one of those not-very-bright people who always pulls the R lever because guns or…

Trump is basically Phil Leotardo from The Sopranos. He looks at the EU suing tech companies like Phil looked at Tony’s asbestos contracts. He wants his taste. Also they’re both miserable, homophobic old pricks.

If only Obama hadn’t been so black.

This seems normal and fine.

I don’t know, or particularly care, if vape users are mostly ex-cigarette smokers or new smokers but it is clear vaping is driving the increase in tobacco use among teens.

The Senate is an inherently undemocratic institution by design. It was constructed to protect the interests of monied landowners and slavers.

Excuse if this is slightly off-topic but I just learned this weekend that the NRA’s president manages the most bananas literal white supremacy monument ever, Stone Mountain in Georgia.

So they are basically a newsletter or two away from replicating Ron Paul’s grift but on the left? Cool story, bro.

One cannot choose their gifts. One can only use them to their fullest potential. 

An acquaintance who is an LGBTQ activist shared a pride-themed “we’re hiring” Facebook ad from a major local employer that, as a corporation, donated to Trump’s inauguration and whose CEO held a Trump fundraiser in fall 2016. When I questioned said company’s commitment to LGBTQ rights, there was a lot of virtual…