Some people don’t know what a CMD window is, let alone how to open it.

Ugggh. That voice. Maybe they can get Brad Garrett to dub over it?

We’ve already modified our biology in the past few hundred years - people have grown from an average of 5'6" to nearly 6', and wisdom teeth are becoming more of a nuisance than a necessity, for example.

“...Rooker would play King Shark...”

“Only luddites use tape measures anymore.”

“Only luddites use tape measures anymore.”

When it was released from your ovaries, it wasn’t even a cell; it was half a cell, with half the genetic material needed to make it anything.

Hash browns existed before the “toaster hash brown” patties. And I’ll go on eating my bread toast, TYVM.

It slices, it dices...wait, what?

“...Musk—who has often joked that he planned to name Tesla models so that they would spell out S-E-X...”

It’s good to see that Kylo Ren has finally worked through some of his issues, and is a lot less “angsty” now. :)

“...and the final season of the season premiere.” Huh? #proofread

By not getting vaccinated, this idiot contracted chicken pox...which can be fatal in an adult (this moron is now 18, right?)

*** ENDGAME SPOILER ***

“And I’ll be old as s**.”

No SD card slot? Nope.
Rounded-off corners? Nope.
Notch on the XL? Nope.

“...and the Big Trouble in Little Trouble remake.”

Communication by magic, natch.

...except, if Cap was in an alternate timeline, how’d he reappear in “our” timeline without using the time travel pad? He obviously went back into our timeline and lived to the present day, and decided to not change Winter Soldier’s story/Hydra infiltrating SHIELD so as not to mess with things; he simply “retired” to…