Nope, I haven’t lived under either, and I never will (if we get rid of Grump in time). I’m a dyed-in-the-wool capitalist at heart (with some government oversight to avoid things like our bloated healthcare system and its “pharma bros” and cable monopolies), and living under Communism or Trump Fascism is repellent to…

Ummm, what??? I despise communism, and socialism is hardly better. On the other hand, I also despise fascism. Think about that for a while.

My mistake. I assumed AVClub was better before the acquisition.

“Bringing back the half of humanity that was vaporized...”

France is a known socialist country. Barely one step ahead of communism.

It could be worse. We could all live in France.

And Emily lives in San Francisco...and for some reason still prefers the week to start on Monday.

They’ve kidnapped Richard Nixon. For some reason, Tricky Dick can’t lie...and it spreads to the rest of the team.

“...join The Walking Dead and Fear Of The Walking Dead sometime in 2020.”

Oh, I’ve seen typos for years on Gawker Network sites...AV Club is just the newest casualty. Once in a while, someone will fix one...but it’s like playing the lottery. You’re convinced every scratcher is a winner...but you’re pretty much always disappointed.

“...defenses, on by one.”

The “Extremis” armor’s been replaced.

“Rumors of Nielson’s departure...”

“...his portrayal of David rose...”

If I had a dime for everybody who’s told me “you’re doing it wrong,” I’d have a whole bunch of dimes and a lot less people...because they’d know to never tell me that again.

“...the queen imprisons chains Viserion...”

I managed to resist. :)

Thunderbird can’t “refuse to implement this,” because AMP is a stripped-down version of HTML+Javascript, using only Google-supplied Javascript packages (think Node.js or JQuery).

Microsoft’s asymmetrical analog sticks have always irked me, all the way back to the Xbox “Duke” controller.

Microsoft’s asymmetrical analog sticks have always irked me, all the way back to the Xbox “Duke” controller.

Sounds like a plan: Hang out with an Animal, be best friends!