howardblair
Howard Blair
howardblair

It’s just Trump’s first step. Next will be overturning the two-term limit, allowing the dead to vote (I’ve heard that thousands of dead people turned up to vote in the 2016 elections as well!), and becoming MAGA Dictator for Life....

Yes, you did.

“Need even mores space?”

“Need even mores space?”

<mandatory goatse gif...>

<mandatory goatse gif...>

IIRC, it’s not “Evil Week” yet, OK?

Microtik had a really bad 2018 in regards to security:

All the cans I see in the photos are of the “deposit” kind - machines at stores won’t be able to read the barcodes if they’re crushed, but human-staffed recycling centers don’t care as long as they can identify the cans (and weed out the “no-deposit” kind, like iced tea cans and bottles, which don’t have a deposit in

I solved this problem a couple of years ago, when Box gave me 50GB for life for signing in from an Android device.

Macs don’t have a “taskbar.” They have the dock (usually at the bottom), and a menu bar (always at the top). Ugh.

Ape Out lets you rampage around labs, offices and other places as a powerful, angry gorilla. ...Being a powerful and deadly monkey.”

“I heard they have a great catina!”

“For those unfamiliar, NVMe SSD drives are smaller but offer comparable read and write speeds as their 2.5" equivalent.”

“For those unfamiliar, NVMe SSD drives are smaller but offer comparable read and write speeds as their 2.5"

“...but winter (that miserable a**hole)...”

“...but winter (that miserable a**hole)...”

“It’s purpose a mystery, until now.”

“Cromwell desk mask.” Death mask. Derp.