He didn’t explore a submarine; he built a submarine to explore the ocean with.

What the hell? “¢.54 per inch”??? First off, if you’re using a cents sign, it goes to the right of the amount; second, if you’re using cents, “.54¢” is less than a penny; don’t use the decimal point. FFS, whoever did this infographic is an IDIOT. #CurrencyFAIL

Just what we need - more stupid, stoned people on the roads during the holiday season.

OMG!!!11!!! This is finally the reason I need to mortage my firstborn to buy a shiny piece of Apple crap!!!11!!!

Stuffed with Maxim Tomato” inspired filling...

“...with his brain’s and guts...”

Also, “writer’s.”

I’ve had plenty of delicious turkeys without having to get an Alexa device, TYVM. Not joining the cult of Bezos in order to cook anything.

Let me be the first to congratulate him on his soon achievement of a Darwin Award.

“There’s one engineering failure, though, that makes the Pinto gas tank placement...”

For all we know, this takes place minutes (or even moments) after Jack-Jack’s fight with Buddy; there’s nothing that would require it to be in the sequel, after all...

If you put the dollar sign after the number (“400$”) you don’t need help, you need remedial English. /s

That’s...incredible.

Actually, Admiral Kirk was busted back to Captain after Star Trek IV, IIRC.

Butt-Ugly Klingons, that’s what.

Is it just me, or does Wanda berate Loki in Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi’s) voice for everyone?

“....through time and space almost instant.”

“The Krinner Christmas Tree Genie...”

“The Krinner Christmas Tree Genie...”

“...is theirs fault.” Doesn’t know English grammar either.