“...to track where customers’ through...” Huh????? #EnglishFAIL

“Unique” anime characters?

“...find an receiver...”

“...find an receiver...”

“All three models are flexible like giant fettuccine noodles...”

“All three models are flexible like giant fettuccine noodles...”

Christopher Reeve. In no way related to George Reeves.

Impressive...until you realize he has a secret: The rest of his family is just dead weight he’s been carrying around for years...

Ah, that explains some of the garbage (spelling errors, grammar errors, factual errors) that winds up on Gawker Network. Thanks for sharing! The next step: Learn to proofread before publishing.

As someone who has been wrongly accused of a heinous crime in the past (by the likely perpetrator, to save his own ass!), I respectfully disagree.

“...orchestrated as a plot by Mongol...”

“But, often, it failed to delivery...”

“...of Spiderman hanging...”

“...the now-dead Saw Guerrera...”

“...the threat of a shady businessmen...”

French, huh? Even in WWII, they didn’t surrender that easily...

But...but...it’s Apple! “It just works!” LOL #AppleFAIL

“Dont”? LOL...your autocorrect is seriously broken, dude.

“Up to day”? LOL.

You’ve never seen Stripes? OMG...