About 2.58 grams...don’t know if Ryan saw and fixed a typo, but it’s “centimeter” in the text as of right now.

Get the Instant Martians...easier to prepare on a moment’s notice, and perfect for a fricassee!

I don’t bet with Id. (Hint: there’s a reason there’s an apostrophe key. Use it.)

A level?

Apparently you never took a touch-typing course. You’re supposed to use your left hand fingers for 1-5, QWERT, ASDFG, ZXCVB...and the remaining letters and numbers with the right.

Oddly enough, I type just fine on a regular QWERTY keyboard, but every time I use an “ergo” keyboard (my boss used to have a Microsoft “Natural” Keyboard), my wrists hurt like a mother...

“Is it like a Harry Potter kind of situation, where you just have to be born with these abilities?”

6) Include an SD card slot. I’ve never bought a smartphone without one...and I never will.

Belt buckle? Zipper pull? LOL...

Great for this game:

“Do you still use a tape measure, like some kind of caveman?” Yes, because accuracy is more important than showing off some shiny tech.

“Do you still use a tape measure, like some kind of caveman?” Yes, because accuracy is more important than showing…

“Vader detects the X-Wing leaving the hanger...”

“Your not the ‘different guy’...”

Wow. Such a load of crap. I have only owned Android smartphones, and I have absolutely no envy of the iPhool. Go spread your Apple fanboyism to someone who gives a crap.

With apologies to James Gosling...screw Java.

Bought a Moto G4 Plus from B&H Photo via Kinja Deals a few months back. 1080p screen, SD card slot, fingerprint reader, case, screen protector, tripod, and LED light for photography...all for about $750 less than that iPhool X.

Sorry, but an SD card slot means a lot to me. I’ve already got gobs of files on my SD card; why would I want to wait hours to get my stuff onto a new phone?

Giraffe Math?