How about not becoming a drunk, brain-dead weed zombie, and doing something constructive and/or productive instead?

“...like MacOS X and not Malcom X)...”

Bullshit. Other phones with headphone jacks have IPX* waterproof ratings, with or without the plug. They removed the headphone jack to make people want their iBuds and their little charging box.

No. Mainland China isn’t a “socialist” government. The USSR wasn’t a “socialist” government. Islamic governments aren’t “socialist.” Thailand isn’t a “socialist” government (it’s a military junta running a figurehead monarch, if you’re interested in knowing). Communism and dictatorships are, by definition, not…

Here’s another chapter you can visit:

“Annoyance at your phone your phone temporarily...”

Apple has no “courage” at all when it comes to mistakes. Double down is all they know.

“Though building you’re own little pizzas...”

+1 for the Billy Idol Dancing with Myself theme.
-1 for the bad animation (only things I’ve seen that are worse are Bob’s Burgers and Regular Show).

As long as the stoners don’t get to reproduce, I’m OK with it. I won’t watch it...but I’m OK with it.

Seasons 1 & 2 had a “rock” version; Seasons 3 & 4 used an “acoustic” version. All versions are cut down from the original 4m 14s track.

“And hey, at least it’s not another John Mellencamp knock-off like what Enterprise went with.”

“Realive

You’re implying that all their molecules have been shrunk, and they’re no longer compatible with the molecules of the world around them?

That implies the process removes materials from the body, which would affect every system of the body, most importantly, the brain; most sci-fi shrinking requires all of your molecules compact to a smaller size (without removing any), which would retain your strength and (most importantly) your intellect, because…

The only thing “exciting” about this is the bank robbery you need to stage in order afford one.

You forgot something - the enormous price tag #couragecostsextra

Makes about as much sense as these “cans”:

Makes about as much sense as these “cans”:

“...new iPhone 8 and 8 Plus, complete skipping...”