Uh, what?

Counterpoint: Why do we need anyone’s kids, especially [looks back to see what the fuck school are we talking about] those of Monmouth’s head coach, anywhere near a post-game presser?

Man, this MLB collusion is some serious bullshit, right?!

OMG, they won by a ratio of 4:2? That is sooo cute, you guys!

No disrespect, but fuck Anthony Davis.

Thank you for this!

Says who, exactly? Mediocre product, using an iconic brand name, owned by another “iconic” and equally mediocre brand hardly qualifies Anchor for deserved status. Fuck unions, and fuck Anchor and their shitty beer. Make a better product and maybe you can work and live wherever you want. Maybe - just maybe - a liberal…

Fuck you, Drew. Also, I hope you’re OK, but fuck you.

Oh shit, really? What the fuck is the WNBA gonna do without [Google, who the hell is Maya Moore and why should I care?]? Damn, without [WNBA Player], what are we gonna do??!! 

Great reporting, Paul. You managed to shoehorn “right wing” and “GOP” into a story about a Democrat governor that posed in blackface or KKK robes, without ever using the word “Democrat”. You must be so proud.

Shame on you, you dishonest hypocrite piece of trash. How in the hell is this a “right-wing smear”? Did they dig this up from some privately shared notebook? No. This guy - in nineteen eighty fucking four, and in his mid-twenties - thought it was cool to pose either in blackface or a Klan robe, publicly, in his…

So I’m supposed to believe that two Chicago crackers can recognize a second-tier Empire character on sight? Call me jaded, but I predict this will become the umpteenth bogus hate crime* on record.

What, exactly, does “Jewish” have to do with anything? Care to expand, Extremely Woke Person?

So tell us exactly how much money one “should” have, then. You do realize that the top 1% pay the majority - by a mile - of the income tax in this country, yes?

Because God forbid we state what actually happened. “Died by suicide” is just a nicer way of saying “died by committing homicide against one’s self.” It’s just another way to avoid.....offending a dead person, I guess?

What the Rold Gold Troop Christ is going on, here? Do you mean to tell me that the hallowed WWE is tryin’ to inject these scantily-clad jezebels into my scantily-clad male-on-male combat teevee progrum? I ain’t never heard such a thing before, and I hope to never again. You ort to be ashamed for even suggestin’ such a…

Oh darn. We can’t have another open-world game? That’s really too bad. Zzzzz....

Play stupid games....

Impossible. Dude is a Democrat, black, and woke. 

Yeah, man. Fucking white guys. What have they ever done, right? Fucking sucks that POC are so kick-ass and cool and stuff, but they can’t seem to usurp these stupid white people, even though they’re totally superior in every way. ‘Cause they’re way better, but they don’t have privilege and stuff, y’know? Fucking…