Whew! Thank goodness. I don’t know what would have happened if [looks up name of random unknown HS player] wasn’t able to play! Man, that was close!

Userface checks out.

Are you asking if you can run Nvidia or AMD tech from the same (Nvidia or AMD!) GPU???

An inexplicably late-to-the-party post, but better late than never, I guess?

Regardless, this is by far the best gaming technology to come out in recent years. I’ve been running a G-Sync monitor for two years, and it is has had far more impact on my gameplay experience than my SLI GTX 970s (now SLI 1080s) ever did.

Man, all these crackers getting prosecuted for crimes against black folks is gonna be bad for Root business, right?

[Starts countdown to non-existent post about conviction of Jazmine’s killer.]

What, no mayonnaise Democrat jokes? Cowards.

Wait. Where are all the funny* names for white people in this post? 

Often times, the easy thing is not the smart thing. Are you arguing that, after learning of this POS’s misdeeds, it was smart of Lauren to continue contact of any kind? I mean, she did have the shield of her white privilege, yes? Oh, wait...

Oh hey look, 90% of the current NBA product is garbage. News at 10:00. (But it’s cool you guys. They have good Insta and Twitter stuff and things.)

Damn, girl. Why follow smart with stupid???

Jesus Saltine Christ, dude. Your ability to try way too fucking hard will never cease to amaze me.

Meanwhile, over at The Root....

Irrelevant, but...thanks?

True story. Not even a week ago, this very kommenteriat was cheering the fact that a group of sovereign people murdered a single peaceful individual for daring to step foot upon their land. (And please, spare me the disease-ridden-Christian-conquerer bullshit. They did the same thing to a couple of poor fishermen who…

Wtf with you and your ilk? Truth and facts automatically brings up the “durrr Russkiebot & Traitors” bullshit?  

Amen, brother/sister. 

Are you really that dense? Did you see the video of flag-waving foreigners literally rushing the border? They weren’t exactly looking for a place to queue up and fill out the forms, you know. (And let’s face it, you DO know that.)

Is there a link to the “stunning” part?

Named your kid McKenzie? You reap what you sow. 

Beltre absolutely rules, but fuck Elvis Andrus and his gigantic bag of nothing.