Or an “M” for Michelle! But now I’m just splitting hairs.

Dumb is too kind for Ashley Todd. Instead of carving a backwards B (for Barack) she could’ve cut an O (for Obama) into her face, which would not have appeared backwards.

Not too bright considering they’re the ‘master race’ and everything.

Maybe next time, he’ll accidentally stab himself in the neck. Fingers crossed.

when I go out to run errands or get a haircut or go to a hardware store, I never think about how can I injure myself and blame whites.

I have talked with multiple experts in self-mutilation and false crime reporting who all confirmed that if they had that haircut, they might stab themselves too.

So he’s going about his day, some random Saturday and thinks: Hmm. I’ll stop by t his store and get a knife. I’ll stab myself and say it is because of my nazi haircut. I’ll blame a black guy because I’ll be believed.

I know I’m kind of a hardliner, but imo it should’ve happened way before this

I also heard he was booted by the alleged grownups & didn’t actually resign, but I can’t confirm that yet.

Just one weekend without the idiot ruining stuff!

A friday night news dump in a goddamn category 3 hurricane. Because of course. All this while we’re fined out Manafort has been supoened to testify before a grand jury and that he’s looking into Flynn for trying to hack Hillary Clintons emails.

Maybe he can come back to the UK and go back to going to pubs and claiming how he was in a secret intel unit in Northern Ireland, hunting the IRA.