“But, but, but . . . I FEARED FOR MY LIFE!”

The latest threat: “snoozing while Black.” And last week it was “school touring while Native American.”

Mr. Arreola is lucky he wasn’t in Florida and it wasn’t a bag of Skittles. That would have been a death penalty offense for sure.

Disarm the Robocop!

April is Sexual Assault Prevention Month? Great! I assume that means Donald Trump will spend the month with his little hands handcuffed behind his back, wearing little, tiny mittens.

Ivanka’s social calendar, 2019: Every week - visit Jared in prison.

Makes me want to get a job at a fast food place, just so I can spit on her hamburger . . .

Demotion is in order. She lacks leadership skills. Put her back on her tools for a while.

What a pathetic dotard. What the hell is wrong with our system that this loser is elevated to the pinnacle of power?

Thanks for the info!

Go to it India! SUE their asses!

Makes sense. If you were committing crimes, you wouldn’t want federal agents in the room, either!

This just in: Donald Trump tweets that Mr. Roysdon is a “very fine person.”

Take ‘em down and ship ‘em out! Good work, Charlottesville!

So this fool’s 15 minutes of fame didn’t end up being nearly as much fun as he hoped it was gonna be, huh? Pathetic appeal to “white victimhood.” Congratulations, punk! You just totally disproved any theory of white supremacy!

Racist “birther” Donald Trump grants pardon to a crooked sheriff, racist “birther” Joe Arpaio. Disgusting, any way you slice it!

Good bye and good riddance to this Nazi dirtbag! Don’t let the White House door hit you on the butt on the way out! And be sure and take Stephen Miller with you . . .

Trump used the rich man’s version of shitting his pants to avoid the draft: five deferments for “bone spurs.”

America: armed madhouse. I guess this is another deed of the NRA’s “well-regulated militia.”