Big deal Hot Shot, figure out how Hot and Shot can have sex and then I'll be impressed- and they better be dikes this time god dammit.

"I like them french fried potatoes, um hum..."

The most important question is: "how does it look under water?"

From now on I'm going to start being as judgemental as the authors and commentors of Jezebel. Clearly, what the world needs is more judging of others. For instance, I will start with a venn diagram of "How Hoe is a Hoe?" or "How fat is too fat?" maybe I'll branch out into "Who lied about being raped this week?" This…

The way to save the Terminator Franchise is give the villain more depth. The biggest problem is that Skynet is too ambiguous, 1-dimensional, and unmoving. What are Skynet's motivations for total human enslavement and annihilation? It has to be more than just blah, blah, blah survival. The movie has to be more than…

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Is that an option? Because OH MY GOD, I was on the fence, but a blow job machine sounds like a really great idea.

And that's called the long con dong troll. You've been trolled Katie J.M. Baker by Reddit...

OH NO! DID THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION JUST MAKE A RECOMMENDATION THAT GOES AGAINST THE JEZEBEL PARTY LINE? LET'S ALL FIND STUPID WAYS TO AVOID WHAT THE AMA SAYS... SHALL WE?

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Feminism always fails when it defines the world in pure economic terms and it always will. Economics is the theory of accumulation of wealth, most often at the expense of some individual or group. The world is not a fair place, so applying economic theory to an unfair existence and then attempting to superimpose…

Congrats on being added to a terrorist watch list and getting audited by the IRS next year. At least you stood up to "The Man." Girl power or whatever... I hope your daughter's ugly clothes and your shitty parenting were worth it.

I aborted twins and all I got was this lousy Tee Shirt!

You should have stopped at "oversensitive harpies... ruined all the fun" because you were correct up to that point and the story devolved from there.

No, "The Most Exciting Doctor Who Rumor in Years," would be Steven Moffat has been canned and replaced as head writer by Neil Gaiman.

WHY CAN'T I DELETE THAT FUCKING NEWSSTAND! HAVE THEY NOT BEEN LISTENING TO THE RAGE FOR THE LAST THREE RELEASES?!!!!!!!

I just had a stealth orgasm!

Oh I'm sorry, does white people freeing slaves or female empowerment offend you, dip shit?

How long can we exist as a Republic when the consent of the governed is continually eroded by corruption in the Executive Branch, Complicity in the Legislative Branch, and Sophistry in the Judicial Branch? How long can we stand as a united people, when we are so bitterly divided as a nation? We should not look to 1860…

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