I’ll let Chris Rock respond:

I want to see a follow up to the series where Jordan shows up, unannounced, with a cameraman to the homes of all his former teammates who are complaining now. And Oakley is standing by the car, just glaring at them.

About Craig Hodges - he wasn’t part of the “cocaine circus” Bulls team of 1984-85 (Jordan’s rookie season). Hodges was playing in Milwaukee then and didn’t join the Bulls until the 1988-89 season, which was Jordan’s fifth in Chicago. Hodges was referring to the players around the league as a “fraternity.”

Man back in my day, someone if called you part of a cocaine circus you’d stand up proudly, put on your bear suit, and start to ride the fucking bike.

• U.S. citizenship - Check!

I’m not locked in here with you...

NASA wants you...

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That's ok. That page kind of stinks.

At first I thought Jesus was part of your list. I mean, there are people that hold Trump and Musk up next to Jesus. The Kardashians not so much.

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

Who came back to this after what trump said on April 23 2020?

Barron & whatshername? Ugh, fine. But only if they’re both sterilized, as well as any other spawn of his direct, defective line. This particular genetic heritage needs to be obliterated entirely.

She looks like each morning a staffer has to measure her teeth with a fancy carpenter's level before she can start 'gramming.

It is so mind-bogglingly upsetting that these inconsiderate assholes who are still traveling/spending time around people/acting like this is no big deal are still healthy but that thousands of people have died - many of which I am sure were taking this very seriously. 

At this point, the best way to determine if you have COVID is to cough in a rich person’s face, and wait for their test results.

I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.

That stuck out to me as well. That one phrase says A LOT.

“she needed to put something up on TikTok that day”

Also! You might become a little smarter by having a beer with a smart person. This will sound lame, but I like having beers with my wife, because she is a smart person. She understand social issues and intersectionality and that whole lot way better than me, so when we go have beers and discuss things, I learn a…