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That's ok. That page kind of stinks.

At first I thought Jesus was part of your list. I mean, there are people that hold Trump and Musk up next to Jesus. The Kardashians not so much.

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

Who came back to this after what trump said on April 23 2020?

Barron & whatshername? Ugh, fine. But only if they’re both sterilized, as well as any other spawn of his direct, defective line. This particular genetic heritage needs to be obliterated entirely.

She looks like each morning a staffer has to measure her teeth with a fancy carpenter's level before she can start 'gramming.

It is so mind-bogglingly upsetting that these inconsiderate assholes who are still traveling/spending time around people/acting like this is no big deal are still healthy but that thousands of people have died - many of which I am sure were taking this very seriously. 

At this point, the best way to determine if you have COVID is to cough in a rich person’s face, and wait for their test results.

I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.

That stuck out to me as well. That one phrase says A LOT.

“she needed to put something up on TikTok that day”

It wasn’t embarrassing, but I had an EXTREMELY vivid dream about banging Viggo Mortensen in a library.  It was so vivid I woke up thinking “I really gotta call Viggo back” and then remembering it hadn’t actually happened and I did not, in fact, have Viggo’s phone number.  I effing WISH.

Oh man...will the internet let you take that back? Because you should really take that back. 

She is a dumb-ass, 2 DUI having Becky!

This is not a situation where you call a dream expert.  What you do is you wake up, pretend you never had that dream, do whatever is necessary to get it out of your head up to and including washing your brain out with bleach, and whatever you can’t manage to forget you stuff deep down inside in the same place as all…

It did! But I read the article anyway. Someone send help.

That headline made us all Regan MacNeil

Maybe they caught Grisham on the sauce again and didn’t feel like covering for her insobriety:

Also! You might become a little smarter by having a beer with a smart person. This will sound lame, but I like having beers with my wife, because she is a smart person. She understand social issues and intersectionality and that whole lot way better than me, so when we go have beers and discuss things, I learn a…