A pound of what?

Just this week, I watched this for the first time. I get this reference!

Napoleon, how could anyone possibly even know that? 

I know East Carolina doesn't have "State" in it, but I still remember it from that one time.

Nothing is fucked here, dude.

Just like Clarence Worley.

The great thing about this, is it looks like you took the picture of the comic out of your own book. You knew where to find this exact one, you found it, and followed through. Nicely done!

“TIED the room together.”

If you'll never understand, then don't worry about it. 

I feel the same way about Todds.

Just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

-1 Brewers fan who will be uttering that.

Got 'em!

OSHA makes me physically sick. You should colonize Neptune. 

It’s a reminder to the 11 fans in attendance that “Yes, your team is like a rosebush after all the flowers have been plucked, but you’re still in Miami. Life isn’t too bad.”

Glad I kept scrolling to read this gem!

I might watch a game or two if they made hitting the post worth 4 points. 

My heart: Shucks. Poor guy.

“hu?" I stumbled over that, but I love it. Now.

Diego Maradona will need resuscitation at some point, I'm sure.