Butthurt

It’s RUSSIA.

Funny, but I think it's St. Petersburg, RUSSIA.

...and what's with the bottle of "secret stuff" in the background? I'm going with whiskey because it sure made me a bulletproof smack-talker.

I don’t trust anyone with two first names for their full name.

Why are tackle football players so hostile?

Knock it off 

I live in Appleton. They should have stuck with the Foxes. It just happened during that dumb phase when everyone tried to out-clever/weird each other while naming MiLB teams.

Of all the things to compare a timeline to...

Oy!

I'll allow it.

Yeah. I’m pretty sure he didn’t touch home plate. I’m calling the PGA.

Starred for "AAAA”

pETer CETERA

Eeverything you just said puts it squarely on the dead guy.

I'll take that action. 

To the dear readers that didn’t read that sordid tale, this probably sounds like a phenomenal Dennis Miller-esque quip. Nicely done. 

As a simple Brewers fan, I sincerely hope he’s clean. He’s great for baseball.

Both Pudges are better than Yadier.

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