Hunter Pence is happy for his reprieve.

(snickering uncontrollably)

Ms. Theisen,

It’s perhaps amusing to people that were raised by parents of Christian faith. You typed a “1" instead of an “I.” before Corinthians. Plus “one Corinthians” sounds grammatically conflicting.

Argumentative, Your Honor.

Not very subtle (he was swatting dongers vigorously for a handful of summers), but I remember Kevin Mitchell. He made an impression on 12-year-old me as a highlight on my sports follies VHS tape. While playing left field, he almost overran a flyout, but reached back and caught it barehanded running towards the line.…

What about Andy Capps - the quintessential drunk uncle of comic strip lore?

If you own a Brewers hat, please turn it in to the local authorities. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re right or if you really are a fortune teller, your pessimism can be contagious. They are a fun team to watch, and it seems that they genuinely enjoy playing ball together. Please don’t kill their buzz.

Stand up paddleboarding - a SPORT? In the Oh-LIM-pics?? Pfft...