The joke is that she's obsessed with death and performed in a cemetery, not that she's cold.

I'm waiting for the Real Housewives of Short Hills. These tacky bitches ain't Jersey.

I was really hoping it was a pile of cats just losing their shit over a leaf, but I'll take this too

I never thought I'd say this, but I am over RHONJ. This season was near impossible to sit through. It was so boring and I basically hate all the housewives that are left. It makes me particularly sad as a native NJian.

Seriously what is the deal with Dina, Caroline and Jaqueline all fighting. Help me.

WHAT. IS. THIS.

Mariah is a national treasure.

Is this going to become a weekly thing? Because it is the greatest and I would like to hear more rulings from the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Thank you!

I'm torn, because on the one hand, ehhh I'm not going to be too judgy about someone doing some drugs.

The military does not fuck around when it comes to drug offenses. I wish they would have the stones to apply a similar zero tolerance policy when it comes to sexual assault.

I completely agree that the hospital and CDC are to blame here. That said, she knew she was at risk. It's just a given: You work with an Ebola patient, you are at risk. I'm not saying she should've opted to lock herself in her home for 21 days—I just think you should avoid hopping on an airplane if you can avoid it…

Yeah, I did that too. Except I was watching Grease.

Once I smoked unexpectedly potent weed right before watching Apocalypse Now for the first time.

I mean, do people really need to be told that despite being legal marijuana will still be a drug? And that you shouldn't take too much like an asshole?

I've got no self control when it comes to candy, so I'd eat the whole thing. :(