Girl, you are in the wrong size bra.

If you eat enough of any cookies or cakes, ice cream, pies, drink wine, etc etc , you tits will get bigger... but so will the rest of you. I speak from experience.

My body looks much the same as Ms. Jolly's. I applaud her for doing this. Some days I don't want to get undressed in front of my husband (who loves my body more than I do), let alone stand naked on the streets of Brooklyn.

$4 covers farts and labor , doesn't it?

I get charged $2 for wonder bread that has only a whisper of butter on it. I will pay $4 for a thick slab of good bread, and if you have toppings that don't suck I would be a customer all the time.

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who supported me when I got the out of the blue breakup last week. I'm doing much better now then I was then.

One of my co-workers broke down into tears at work because of relationship issues, and for like a few minute I became emotionally illiterate. I had no idea how to handle that shit, so I went for my default answer to everything I don't know, "I wished I had the answer, but sadly I don't".

You got that idea from a Heart video, didn't you?

I had been in a very stifling and unhealthy relationship with someone for 5 years. Needless to say, the sex was not great. We were young when we met and not experienced, and we never seemed to get it right. I was used to sex kind of hurting and it not being very exciting at all.

For a second I thought I read that while jumping out a plane you had strapon sex with girl in a coffin. That would be incredibly impressive just from a logistics perspective.

Oh good, I'm glad she ate the salad.

Hopefully she knows about shrinkage.

If anyone ever tells you that you deserve better - believe them and GTFO.

well maybe she had a surgery to bring her virginity back for the wedding.

So Toni Braxton believes that God punished her son because she got an abortion. That's some next level shit there.

Poor Toni Braxton. That is internalized Tea Party/Christian Right misogynist self-hatred right there. I hope she finds some peace and forgives herself.

Guest list at Kimye's wedding or the cast members for the next five seasons of Celebrity Apprentice?