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I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

WHAT

You forgot this one...

I think Earth should start over

Rachel Ray drinks wine through a straw? Does it come in a brown paper bag too?

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Prince. Not only an icon, but a man of impeccable taste as well.

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

Lol Stefano! You knew that fucker would always make a comeback somehow.

Marlena, John, the 14 reincarnations of Stefano DeMeira...

This is some Greek-tragedy style relations.

I have my cats on a schedule. They don’t meow unless I am off schedule. The female coos and chirps, the male makes no noise.

That last one was definitely not saying “This is rather fun.”

It’s not hard to tell what your cat is saying. Just a combination of which meow they use and their actions. For instance, mine is waiting for me at my bedroom door when I get up and refuses to shut up because he wants food. After he’s fed he usually meows a couple times, I say okay (cats can learn commands

“Get this fucking thing off of my neck!”

This is a powerful piece of writing. And I am sorry you were raped. You should not have been.

The solution came to me while watching the evening news: guns. I’d heard of people doing fire walks, beating pillows