“What responsible auto journalists should do every time a death occurs is cover the death, but in the same first paragraph, compare the death rates of autonomous systems to that of human drivers of 2013 or newer mid sized luxury sedans with similar demographic profiles to that of Tesla drivers” 

It should be an airbag in the shape of a happy clown that deploys from the center brake light, with a red LED nose, who spills coffee on himself, or pokes his eye with a makeup pencil, serving both as a warning, and a premonition of what’s about to happen to you, when you slam your brakes, too.

Relevant... (Warning: Some NSFW language)

Not exactly capitalism. The government owns the means of production. So socialism.

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Chevy McBoatface

I performed this song in drag and baritone once for a large conference in college. Good times.

I think you take things a bit too personally.

Yeah, Smart ForTwos depreciate at a rate comparable to a lead weight tossed out over the marianas trench.

I bet it would have sold better than the Chevrolet SS...

Look Bob, when I said my wife and I like to swing, I didn’t mean Golf

Don’t ever use it again.

Looks like that dealership is going to be in Super Doody.

No, Insulting ones priorities is a douche move.

Because silvercloak50 was taken and I already have a friend called silvercloak51.

Plaxico Burress is losing his mind over this on twitter.

Whatever you send it just comes out as a plain white sheet.

So this guy outs people with no proof whatsoever, but then refuses to give out his own address because of “death threats?”

Not to be outdone, Edmonton will be unveiling its new mascot, Oil E. Discharge.