Neutral: What Would You Do If You Were Mary Barra?

OK, so you've heroically mocked Apple for "only just" doing this. How many of the other huge electronic giants had already done this? Microsoft, Samsung, Sony, Sharp etc?

The first Black Babes Work The Shaft was a cinematic achievement. So much shaft worked. Then the inevitable sequel Black Babes Work The Shaft 2, while visually stunning, failed to deliver on the sheer amount of shaft promised, or at least, implied. However, it was still a fun jaunt.

As a woman and a feminist, I think that the admittedly very entrenched custom of male strangers offering to buy drinks for female strangers in bars and clubs SUCKS ASS from a feminist point of view.

Finally, the viewing public will understand what the puck is going on.

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

Hell, they didn't even beat anyone for no reason (and then lie about it). The very model of moderation.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

Does Kinja count as a gadget? Because Kinja is a stupid-ass name.

psst, many college students have cars

Cry me a river for that fucking knucklehead. He misses ten games, dogs it on the field when he gets back, and then misses practice?

Should probably get approval for this post from the ad department that endlessly (and currently) runs this post: http://jalopnik.com/pre-order-55-o… ;)

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

And THAT my friends, is what is wrong with society. Instead of a good work ethic, we invent

Yet, here's why this type of narrative is dangerous. You're taking a handful of instances in a 20 year time frame and making it sound like an epidemic. Are there bad, racist cops? Yes. Are there people in the system who don't necessarily work towards justice? Yes.

Sure, each of the instances you mention is unfair,…

Hey now! That internship PAYS in valuable experience! Experience that will help that intern get a job... doing the exact same thing. But now getting paid minimum wage. Ummmm... CAPITALISM!

He should have pumped up those sneakers a few more times.

Sometimes they are attracted to the warmth or the plasticizers in the wiring insulation. If the rat is still in the TV, try a glue board.

Shooter Flatch: [Looks in stands, doesn't see wife in seat, figures she went to the concession, sighs in relief, begins working on story about why he missed]