houstonhomer
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It was nice of Eric to bring along the canvas tarpaulins he usually reserves for rolling his victims in before driving them to a nice quiet spot in the country.

I feel like Jeff Dunham should be stand beside Junior.

That shit looks like it wasn’t even taken at the nicest Sears in the fucking mall.

Am not familiar with him, so I googled, and now I’m blushing at work.

It might be a foot, this is a Rex Ryan coached team.

Yesterday’s on field distraction:

4) Spends Sundays with said 5 year old in a bar

Wow, is it possible that there are TOO many punchlines coming out of one city? Dildos...on the field...and on birthday cakes for five year olds...who can’t read. My head is literally about to explode.

The local Christian bakery had no problem with this.

KID’S MOM: I’m looking for a cake for my 5-year-old’s birthday, let’s see... fuck Tom Brady, is that a good choice?

Nah, that could be said about fanbases from Green Bay, Pittsburgh, every Florida team, and Cincy. It’s the fact that they have those 5 year olds drive them home that puts them ahead of the pack

So this winner parent has 1) a kid who can’t read at 5, 2) writes an obscenity on his birthday cake, and 3) brags about it to Deadspin.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

he can’t read yet

Well, we know who threw the dildo.

Is bringing your five year old to the bar with you on Sundays the most Bills fan thing ever?