houstonhomer
houstonhomer
houstonhomer

Try not to question yourself. We have all been there. I once dated a guy for a month and I thought it was going great. He then told me he was still in love with his ex :(. That came out of nowhere. I also questioned myself but hopefully you will feel better about it soon.

I’m sorry. Rejection just sucks.

It’s the WORST. It makes me never want to go out on a date ever again. I’m questioning everything I know about my own judgment. I really, really thought it was a great first date and was CERTAIN I would be seeing him for more. Now I’m just confused.

Arlo and Eliza. We should all have such attentive friends.

My dogs escaped the backyard and took themselves for a run around the neighborhood. The gardener left the gate unlocked and then chased them back to our house thank goodness. Here’s Berdoo telling me how not ashamed of himself he is

omg I love pets with stuffed animals, I love this sooooo much!!!

Jezzies, I am feeling really fucking down.

Awwwww what a cutie. I posted a bunch of pics of Amy in costume upthread, but here are some of her chillin’ earlier today:

Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

He’s probably wishing someone made Brock ShitWeiler choose baseball

A lesson no one learns when they are young, rich, talented and feeling invincible.

+1 Marty McFly

“I tipped the scales in Trump’s favor a week before the election.”

The dog’s reaction is more complex than this story gives credit for. Because this giant gumby, to the dog, still smells like her (I assume) male human. So it’s not that her favourite toy came to life... it’s that one of her favourite humans TURNED INTO her favourite toy.

“... having a better Halloween than you.”

It’s all in that initial tail wag. “I... can’t... believe... this... is... HAPPENING!”

Here to say using drugs and alcohol does not mean addiction.