So much this. I wish I could tell myself this 18 years ago.

Bobby, this was beautiful.

“...but she made her problems accessible, and in doing that, she made ours less scary.”

Pure poetry

HATER!

Apparently pretty far, because I’ve wondered this myself for the last 2 weeks.

This guy? Spring, Texas today:

Right, like we’re lucky enough for the large asteroid.

This also made me weepy

Used my allowance many times for a can of Snake Venom in his 2 seasons in Houston

They did have that one wild card game...

Thank you for this. I’ve developed a tolerance to the soothing cute animal gifs I’ve been using through this election season... this works!

Exhibit B (for Butt): Brad Ausmus

+72,000,000