Look...I hate Erickson as much as the next guy, but I will not stand here (or sit..whatever) and let you disparage Velveeta and Rotel “queso”.

One of the good folks at 538 prepared a nine-part 10,000+ word statistical argument that Dennis Rodman should be the first person you would pick as that hypothetical GM.

I’m a huge Shaq fan...even when Shaq got a bit huge.

If women profiled and freaked out about men 1/10th as bad as conservatives freak out about foreigners, there would be a shit ton of men shot everyday.

Would still be the best QB the Texans ever put on the field.

Took three year old twins to their first movie last week to see the Peanuts movie. They were enthralled with the spectacle of the whole experience and the popcorn, even if I found the movie underwhelming.

“III loses a lot of points for the Apollo-Rocky running on the beach scenes.”

You know...you started off so strong...and then you went and put IV before Rocky.

I’m gonna star this comment, real bad.

Everyone is right about Rocky being the best, and referring to it as a love story is true. Note these great lines below. When Rocky says he can’t beat Apollo, Adrian says, “What are we gonna do?”, not “What are you gonna do?” Such a small, throw alway line, but it was written (or ad libbed) brilliantly.

I had thought the same thing regarding calling the police, but since we humans are goofy, I wonder if the wearer knew if was going directly to the police, if they would hesitate to use it.

No disagreement there, but I’m rarely traveling for a “wow” factor.

Although, Starwood has better higher-level status benefits, as lifetime platinum at Marriott, I really have few complaints about Marriott. They have generally done me right through the years, and their footprint across the brands meant you could generally find a hotel everywhere.

Sure, there are bigger battles to fight, but if you are someone who does spend a 100 nights a year in a hotel and a couple of hundred thousand miles a year with your butt in an airplane seat (I do neither of those things any longer), the perks of elite status do matter.

Fair point, so just bench the guy. The team is not going to the playoff. Browner is not the future in that position.

I realize there are a limited number of professional football level defensive backs on the planet, but even if you ignore all the penalties, how do you not just fire Browner today for the decision-making skills of hitting a trailer blocker rather than, you know, trying to tackle the guy running for a touchdown?

Man, you say that like it is a bad thing.

Reason #2,195,987 to get the fuck out an vote in every election from city council (those are your future state representatives who like to fuck us over) to the President.

Pictures of drew in isolation make him look so small (and the gif of him in the striped shirt forces the brain to minimize the horror in any way possible), which I guess means the rest of deadspin would fit in my pocket.

You mean aside from Newark?