I’m 6’0”, middle-aged and slightly pudgy...would I fit?

I have the assume the “Flamingo” establishment across the street is a strip club, so the truck driver simply stopped there out of habit expecting to make the left turn. The driver behind must be new to the area.

Also, cheesecake is a pie.

But I think the real question is: If you put two hot dogs weenies in a single hot dog bun, have you eaten two hot dogs or one hot dog?

I gained 11 lbs on our two-week honeymoon.

I’m with you, but then she went on a posted how they won’t protect their customers and that customers will be drugged and raped.

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.”

What the fuck kind of question is this?

I have three children...this is some A-1 parenting advice right there.

They are screening for employment references at the door for parties now days?

In fairness, you could walk in any number of random conversations between me and our children, and they would seem insane/bad/horrible out of context.

I really believe the Huckabee regularly enjoys hunting when cameras are not around or when not attempting to attract three additional voters (and thus doubling the number of people supporting his candidacy).

We could let a panel of Democrats from the House of Representatives ask them questions for 11 hours to see how that goes.

The good people at Fox News are more likely to be haunted by the fact that you were wearing leggings!

And the good book says, “Behold, go down on thine wife you freaking asshats”

“But definitely use some form of BC, cuz the worst object in your uterus is an unplanned baby!”

“busy restaurant famous for it’s cheesecake located in New Orleans”

“We’ve leveraged the sensor, processor, and wireless capability of your smartphone. “

You are preaching to the choir my friend.

Man...I’m with you here. Why can’t we have restaurants without all those colored folks and their pants down below their drawers?