Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Trudeau taught drama at a private high school. If he was a halfway decent drama teacher (and by most reports he was a rather good teacher) he can handle Trump’s bullshit no problem.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

How about all states who voted against Trump declare their will to secede from the USA and combine it with the intention to join up with Canada ?

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

Can any Canadians here confirm or deny that Trudeau is awesome. He seems pretty awesome

I wish to god I knew who in this godforsaken wasteland of a commonwealth keeps voting for McConnell. If you look at his Facebook page, it is so funny it’s painful—every single comment is like “you’re a piece of shit, you suck.” I’m like did you people vote against him? I mean, fucking really? I’m about to call voter…

I really wish the rapture was a real thing and would get all these fuckers out of here. All of the intelligent/interesting/cool people would be left. If some off chance that it does happen; party at my house. I have booze and Nintendo.

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They’re all using each other, but let’s not pretend there’s some kind of game plan beyond gaslighting the American people, sucking the master’s dick and covering their own asses. I think it’s a mistake to treat these venal pricks like they’re playing chess as opposed to making it up as they go along; there’s no…

I don’t think they have the guts to do so. They know their party is changing, and they are fearful of being primaried.

I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

Trump’s disapproval rating is over 50 percent. If Congress is less popular than he is, that says a lot.

They are using him. The MINUTE Cheeto McStupidHair won’t sign off on one their horrible Randian laws, they will impeach him.

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

Fresh, un-sanitized eggs don’t last as long when not refrigerated. I grew up having 40 chickens on our little farm, and if you left eggs out for a week or two they would - more often than not, turn and turn into stinky eggs. Not good.