I live in Chicago. I guess the ladies sport these where I live:

Given that heavy meth use is involved, probably the only completely/verifiably true part of this story is the decapitation.

Bless you. Between the Bible and the year they lived in the sod house, I was legitimately concerned about the threat locusts posed to me as a child.

The Shallows.

I’ve only seen that sticker on an SUV covered wholly in “Italian American Princess” stickers and doggy love paraphernalia. I was pretty impressed she managed to make her vehicle such a succinct and portable platform of her values.

People who like to prank are good. They’re letting you know up front that they value their amusement more than your autonomy and dignity as a person.