I thought it was Brooklyn Decker in that shark movie? Kinda the same.

Ryan? Is that you?

I work in a hospital, so I wear scrubs. I have three tops and three bottoms that I switch around. I would have a panic attack if I had to figure out “professional dress"

I am tired just thinking about it

So now there will be a whole slew of assholes thinking this is funny and attempting their own “prank”. Fuuuuuuuuck yooooooou.

A dear friend of mine also spent his last bit of time here. The staff is amazing and so welcoming to all of us raggity old punks.

I did The Pretenders and some Blondie. Also Violent Femmes. Meh. I’ve done better. It was really dead there and I was bored.

I just got to a bar to do some karaoke. I am by my damn self because I don’t really know anyone here. What should I sing?