It’s people like this (the protesters) that give the rest of us calm, rational vegans a bad name. Shouting at someone is the absolute worst way to get anyone to see your point of view, and they are doing much more harm than good when it comes to animal rights. Groups like this just do these stunts to make headlines,…

I pretty much fucking hated everyone on this show tonight. Nayyera Haq was just fine, but calm the hype with “amazing!”, because it wasn’t that amazing. She tried to admirably draw the conversation into normal orbit, but she also sounded at times like a Jezebel blogger. Wearing a cleavage-showing tight blouse to…

I’d like to formally apologize for having the topics Anne Frank + dating in front of me and failing to include this:

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Long-time Rockets fans: Anybody else remember back when some guy (T-Wolves player?) was about to break Calvin Murphy’s consecutive free throw record, and Murphy, sitting at the announcers table, took the ball before the foul shot and rubbed it as though putting on a curse. The player then missed the free throw, and…

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

Is this a fucking pun?! Did you just think you scored with a fucking Clint Capela pun?

Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Dune is in the far far future. I see no connection whatsoever.

Ewoks doing their taxes?

Please if there is a God bring us the Keenum/Bortles bowl.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

I only have a Lone Star to give you.

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

After that.....this happened.