houstonassholes
HoustonAssholes
houstonassholes

Mega plus for the name alone

Well I hope whoever ended up with my $15 is able to be about $15 happier.

But even with the rules things can go awry. I remember when Vince said Pedro Martinez couldn’t touch Don “King Kong” Zimmer.

You, sir, are a dick.

“I think we can all agree that equity in education can help effect change that we all want to see in this country.”

Agreed. Can’t we just say he’s a fucking awesome player?

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

Texas Edition:

Considering his track record of opening flashy, high-concept restaurants with overpriced, mediocre food, I expect his ownership of the Rockets to be indistinguishable from than that of Les Alexander.

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Houston in August is...not awesome.

What a change of pace, usually it was the Astros’ postseason hopes getting buried in the outfield at this point of the year.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

I would root for the Yankees before I rooted for the Rangers.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you