Meanwhile in Baltimore...

I can imagine - “He loved to love and was honored to serve his nation. ‘Caligula’, tonight on ABC Family!”

It’s not uncommon for me to send a text message out on a Friday or Saturday night that says, ‘Remember, Title IX equals respect.’”

I was so glad when USC let Orgeron go so I could go back to hating the Trojans.

I shoulda committed insurance fraud.

Seriously - none I’ve ever read.

Bertrammm: “This is such a little deal that you shouldn’t be paying attention to it. It’s such a little deal, in fact, that I clicked on the story, made a (logically deficient) defense of the action and have continued to defend my original stupid argument with further arguments. See how stupid you all are for caring!”

Literary hot take: A Confederacy of Dunces is horrible.

There was also that year they started 10-0 or something (I know it was at least 9-0, because Jevon Kearse put some tape between the numbers on his jersey to celebrate... I don’t know why I remember that) and didn’t sniff the AFC Title Game

Clever, but won’t this payment-upon-graduation system just result in all the good athletes attending North Carolina, where you earn five credit hours by proving that you know how to blink?