I see where all the asshole Patriots fans from the Tyreek Hill beer story migrated.

“More like Titan down! Am I right?”-Marcus Mariota

What happened?

Titans Fans all over the world rejoice with a collective:

Crash of the Titans?

I’m not sure Bob would have been much worse though.

-1 Racist Franchise Name

Bob McAdoo was great! I will not have his good name besmirched by associating it with some shithole franchise in the state of New York!

I learned something new today. I always thought that a natural hat trick was a player scoring three goals in one period...now I know it also means a player scoring three straight goals.

I believe he had it changed to that from:

I have that same Paw Patrol Towel and my 4 and 2 year fight over who gets to be dried off with it when the alternative is not the Avengers towel. My 4 year old insists on always being dried off with the graphic side of towels and rubbing his butt on the characters’ faces always makes him laugh.

The below-the-knees penalty came about because of an injury to Tom Brady when Bernard Pollard was doing whatever he could to make a legitimate football play. The body weight penalty came about when Anthony Barr legitimately wrapped Aaron Rodgers up, took him to the turf and broke his collarbone.

As a dedicated college football fan I can tell you that I don’t have any blind spots.

Then why do I get an email from HR every summer because at my business casual office my coworkers have trouble distinguishing between sandals and flip flops or tank tops and sleeveless shirts or blouses?

How can UtahJazzHands be your dad and my dad? We don’t have the same mom.

Wrong AFC North teams to talk about Bad JuJu

I was so glad sad when USC let Orgeron go so I could go back to hating the Trojans drinking heavily because they hired Champ Kind for their head coach.  WHAMMY!!!

That AB sounds like a real jerk.

Sorry, I said ass-eating, I guess I should have said ass-drinking?

But they did flip out over De Blasio eating it with a fork. Is the reason they got upset