Its like the banana fallacy for buttsex!

He is ABSOLUTELY trolling us.

YAY WOMEN'S COLLEGES!!! But attending a women's college doesn't mean you won't be sexually assaulted while in school. Many women's colleges have "brother schools" in close proximity (Barnard has Columbia, Spelman has Morehouse, Saint Mary's has Notre Dame). Unfortunately, I know of girls from my women's college who…

Yeah, teaching us all to avoid men at all costs and to be afraid of them at all times will certainly bode well for the young women we wish to educate and put out into the world to make a difference.

I am sometimes grateful that while I am not a monster or anything, I was not born with knock-down-amazing-attract-all-the-men-in-the-WORLD looks. Because I've never had to weigh whether or not Chanel bags are worth sex with an 80 year old racist.

Meh. Call me when American football players go full-rugby.

Furpuck is awful. It's basically ice basketball right down to the formations and plays. If the center was posted up right under the net and allowed to stay in the paint and a 6th big man was on the court for scoring it would essentially be the same, just one has ice. Damn canadians, all the sports they invent are the…

Look, I like football as much as the next communist European, but dives are hilarious.

Inception was amazing you take that back!

That's it. Outside.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I just...who has this much time on their hands?

quite the struggle against what would surely have been a terribly unfunny joke. Good work.

I think whatever the players on that team decide for themselves is appropriate

Let me see if I have this right, basically he doesn't want his black/latina mixed girlfriend whom he calls white for some reason to publicly hang out with blacks and hispanics?

I hate to say this but the NAACP has lost credibility with a lot of Black people since quite awhile for shit like this.

let's start tweeting players

"This is a man, living in 2014, who views his employees as sub-human generators of his own wealth."

Sean Hannity will invite him to Fox News any day now.

just get the fuck out