PREACH! I can't really handle this idea that it's all about being comfortable. To be fair, I also hate praise bands, the use of PowerPoints in services, and anything too casual in services—I just want solemnity and tradition and ritual, dammit. With women priests and progressive theology. But you shouldn't have to…

I think your last sentence is really key. If your faith is something you want to invest time, thought and energy in, it seems appropriate to express that by at least putting on solid-soled shoes.

I know my great grandmother would crawl out of the grave and whoop my ass for "disrespecting God's house" I remember her telling my 30 year old mother to go change because people know us.

I start to feel like such an old, but I so agree. Also, sometimes people are wearing really expensive casual clothes that, while costly, are just venue inappropriate. Then again, I suppose churches are probably just happy to see people out there in the pews. So I guess I'll just hush up.

Rita Jeptoo of Kenya just won her third Boston Marathon with a blazing time of 2:18:57. Each of the top four women's finishers broke the course's previous record today. The top finishing American, Shalane Flanagan, broke her personal best and came in 6th after leading for the first 20 miles of the race. Meanwhile, I'm…

...Do you even go here?

Don't forget tho, if she doesn't work out and decides to just sit on her tushy for 9 months she gets all the concern trolls worried about how much weight she's putting on!

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.

Of course you wouldn't.

Wow. Really Isha? You see no irony in this? It's the media shaming she's "calling out" that creates the kind of pressure which makes a legendary actress fast for days, shoot fat into her face with a needle, and take a pill to garner enough courage to be applauded for her longevity. There's a vicious circle here that's…

Ah, so cigarettes, astroglide, and ass.

My wife's Jewish and she smells like candy. I've seen his movies though and I think it's unlikely he smells like candy.

The first time I saw LA Jesus I almost crashed my car. If Jared Leto had been there that story would have one less word.

yes! Finally a bsb-nsync twitter waar!

Best line tonight: I need to stand in my truth.

Oh SNL, please parody Huck the next time you do Scandal. Please.

If Charlie could just kill Quinn, that would be great.

Huck/Quinn. That was quick.

I know right? That is now going to be my go to advice for everyone on everything. Bonus points for me because it'll always be unsolicited advice.

My husband has a job interview coming up and to pep him up, I'm going to tell him to "Go be Jesus!"