Put an a ring on that bro, girl.

lol "intelligent freaks" we really are.

I'm so stupid, I visited that shitswamp too and now want to wash my brain that there are soooo many guys like that. Why??!!! How do these guys grow up to hate women so much??

THIS! Yes! I was like...no, no, no, what's happening in my underpants, STOP IT!! HE'S A PSYCHOPATH! So disgusted with myself.

Seems legit. I think I'm going to accept that theory and move on with my life now.

Case McCoy can GTFO, he's a disgrace to Texas Longhorns and he sure as shit is never going to be in the NFL.

Maybe I'll lose my feminist card for this but....umm. I would. I'd hit it. I'm so gross!

That's weird because my Dad never, ever swore either...maybe crap or darn. And yet, I'm the sweariest person I know.

SCISSOR JUMPS >< I've been sore for THREE DAYS NOW. My butt, my abs, my inner thighs, my hamstrings. I can't even go to bathroom without INTENSE difficulty.

The first time I did a minute the burn got so intense, and my clenching so hard I thought I was going to spontaneously combust, it scared me. Plank on, girl. Plank on.

I'm not being judgey, like I said...I'm not Jesus Christ. Outside of my religious beliefs, I think wearing a clean pair of jeans and a nice shirt is just basic respect for yourself and the people around you.

Because I am a far, far lesser being than Christ.

I don't know whether this is because I'm black, but um yeah, people not dressing up for church drives me nuts. I'm not even super Christian, I'm a Unitarian but I'm just like come on, you could've at least worn jeans, sometimes like people will walk in sweatpants and a faded ass t-shirt. Why??? I'd understand if you…

VOMMMMM

if you play this you will die of alcohol poisoning before the grand finale

YES HE DID. Only reason I stick with this show is for those moments.

I thought that was going to happen in the final scene. I was like oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, this it, this what they've been building up to for six seasons, Don jumping off the fucking roof. I WAS SO TENSE.

Not going to lie, until like episode 7 I thought that the clones were being played by a rare case of septuplets.

Fitz is cuuuute, and smart but his eyes don't say "I will fuck your shit up". Ward, Tripplett, and Hand, yeah, they definitely do.

It's been a good week for gross couplings.