Not Snapped, she’d have to be the stalker, if he’s the stalker it’s Dateline I.D.

I mean, how does “I didn’t exactly handle the pressures of expected fatherhood well” translate into a restraining order?

Or he didn’t think there was anything to learn from or do better with in the first place. Restraining order? She just didn’t want to talk to me that day.

I would feel really bad... for about 2 seconds.

So Landon basically wants to And I Am Telling You his way back into Rainbow Fish’s heart, meanwhile she took out a whole restraining order. You know how tedious that is? She meant business.

Landon should cut the “I’m missing out on my baby growing up!” bullshit, when what he really means is “I need to use my child to manipulate my ex into seeing me so I can trick her into staying with meee!!” That child and Ex know what he’s doing.what a horrible burden to put on his child.

I wasted a lot of time not believing Maya Angelou’s famous quote: “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” Similarly, when someone tells you to leave them alone (“I don’t have time for a relationship,” “I’d be a bad boyfriend,” “There’s no hope for us”), you absolutely have to believe them…

One thing I learned is that the kids have a great shot if the parents behave like adults. Nurturing, child-focused, not undermining the other parent, etc.

1. I don’t have Facebook so I can’t relate. I don’t plan on getting an account so I don’t plan on relating.

I love that you dropped the New Bae line at the bottom like you dropped the newly single line in that afcebook post. Lol!!!

Does he want a wife or a project manager?

The tweet to her about “When you become the main chick instead of the side chick,you do know that your former position becomes available?” made me laugh on a Monday.

I’m sure she isn’t thrilled about her shitty ex-husband continuing to be shitty but I think it will probably stop his new wife from throwing stones. She was literally celebrating two years of this man cheating on Torrei with her on a post about their anniversary.

I know!

Aaaand Torrei Hart has the last goddamn laugh.

I get that you were making a height joke but Eniko cheated with him while he was with his first wife. Her excuse was that she was not the only side piece. Bossip had a hilarious article on it with screenshots from her Instagram comments.

Yeah, he is so logical that he doesn’t even need to use words properly.

His publicity issues may be dwarfed by his financial problems if wifey files for divorce. He could be left half a man

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf