Why don't black people hate Bieber as much as white people do? Come on, guys - we need your help here!

In slideshow format, please.

Terrifyingly long?

Hear hear! I posit her sheer existence is implied consent to that digital greeting!

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

If you call a bunch of rival fans pussies then get the shit beat out of you you shouldn't be surprised.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

it's hard to stay bad forever in the NBA

No. They are all fake. The Colerain one we debunked months ago.

Stupid Coriolis effect.

I'm from Connecticut, love Uconn basketball when I'm not feeling totally disgusted by the NCAA (which is rare), and love love love Shabazz. But there's a reason he went 24. He'll be an important piece on a good team someday, but he's got really exploitable limitations and he's not the difference for a team with holes…

Can't wait for their upcoming awareness campaign: Let's Tombstone The Redskins

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

I'm not sure what the opposite of a sore loser is, but Porsche nails it. It's just a shame they used the same voice-over guy as Spottswoode from Team America.