Wow! What a reaction! Also, why is this post so short? Feels like we should’ve devoted at least a few thousand words to such an incredible story.

I can’t help but feel disappointed that it will be a series. It looks great, and I’m down for anything Dark Crystal-related, but there’s so much room in a series for Netflix to mess it up that the cynic in me says they almost certainly will.

Is voicing a character in the 11th installment of tired, 2nd-tier fighting game franchise that peaked 25 years ago a great accomplishment now?

I’m amazed that they were able to pull off such an elaborate April Fool’s prank without the one guy knowing.

[Alan Foster performs “Steal” on LaVar Ball]

Seahawks Assistant Coach: Nothing, just... *removes testicle from pocket* -found this out there on the field. Trying to track down the owner.

If her story is true...

As a liberal black man living in the US, let me explain for anyone that’s curious why Trump has so much support in our country: Shit like this.

Clearly a fair-weather fan. When it mattered most, he wasn’t a dodger. 

Now that’s a son burn. +1

It’s like watching a bizarre case of Stockholm Syndrome, wherein James Harden is the captor and the basketball is P.J. Tucker’s freedom.

I dunno. I thought it sounded like he was asking for a bowl of Alpo. I mean he deserves it. He played a great game yes he did yes he did.

The Round Mound of Sound Logic.

This comment added 4" to my vert and now my son can read. +1

More like the Pittsburgh Stealers, amiright?!

I’m sure he’s great! I haven’t watched many Timberwolves games but clearly he’s a unique commentator.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

I think he’s referring to the fact that Melo has the highest total Olympic medals (4) and gold medals (3), which is like saying the greatest boxer of all time is a three-way tie between Laszlo Papp, Teofilo Stevenson, and Felix Savon.