At least one of his limbs is porcelain.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

“He was all set to be back by April,” Stevens continued, “because he found a guy in Montana that was willing to replace his skeleton with adamantium, but I made him watch Logan so now he’s decided to just heal up and play next season.”

My family kisses each other on the lips as well. Mothers, brothers, fathers. Oddly enough, my sister has never been on board, but whatever, that makes her the weird one.

This is great, because you actually read the definition (probably a bunch of times) and still don’t know what it means or how to use.

I’m not sure you know what incredulous means.

I’ve got Amazon Prime, so every order I place is shipped inside a LABO kit! With two-day shipping to boot!

I’ve got Amazon Prime, so every order I place is shipped inside a LABO kit! With two-day shipping to boot!

This comment cured my cancer. +1

It was always my understanding (and I have not bothered to Google for certainty before writing this) that if you pass a teammate the ball, they can dribble the ball no more than twice before they score and it can be counted as an assist.

Pictured: Andre Iguodala’s closeout on Drummond interrupted by club banger played in the arena.

This comment never got the love it deserved.

They’re not hear yet.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Jim Gray: The answer to the question everybody wants to know: Will you be returning to Cleveland this Fall?

“You guys won?? Again?! HOW?!”

Rudy Gob-ahgawditstherattlesnake

Let’s Check In On The Knicks

Let’s Check In On The Knicks

If you weren’t so defensive you’d understand that I sort of agree with you, kinda. She put ESPN in a compromised situation with her actions and forced their hand.